February 2012
Hai tunblahhhhhh. I’ve been MIA for quite a while, my B.
January 2012
Reblog if you think Fernando Quezada is full of...
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lolololol.
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: Is your muffin buttered..? Would you like for us to hire someone to butter your muffin?
Stranger 2: well i am eating muffin without a butter
Stranger 2: sure.
Stranger 2: butter it now
Stranger 1: that is quite a service
Stranger 1: it must be expensive.
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: i'm not sure it is worth it.
Stranger 2: well
Stranger 2: i want to see this service
Stranger 2: in action
Stranger 1: maybe you are better off experiencing your muffin without butter.
Stranger 1: hmm, i see.
Stranger 2: its not the matter of buttering my muffin.
Stranger 2: its the matter of seeing if these people are willing to butter it
Stranger 1: maybe you can start a website reviewing muffin buttering services.
Stranger 1: you can become the muffin buttering guru.
Stranger 2: totally
Stranger 1: you're set for life now
Stranger 1: i'm jealous.
Stranger 2: well, i could share
Stranger 2: dont worry
Stranger 1: hmm, that's good.
Stranger 2: muffins for everyone=
Stranger 2: happiness
Stranger 1: sounds great
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
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