Amandapanda.17. Portuguese. Pandas<3
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: Is your muffin buttered..? Would you like for us to hire someone to butter your muffin?
Stranger 2: well i am eating muffin without a butter
Stranger 2: sure.
Stranger 2: butter it now
Stranger 1: that is quite a service
Stranger 1: it must be expensive.
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: i'm not sure it is worth it.
Stranger 2: well
Stranger 2: i want to see this service
Stranger 2: in action
Stranger 1: maybe you are better off experiencing your muffin without butter.
Stranger 1: hmm, i see.
Stranger 2: its not the matter of buttering my muffin.
Stranger 2: its the matter of seeing if these people are willing to butter it
Stranger 1: maybe you can start a website reviewing muffin buttering services.
Stranger 1: you can become the muffin buttering guru.
Stranger 2: totally
Stranger 1: you're set for life now
Stranger 1: i'm jealous.
Stranger 2: well, i could share
Stranger 2: dont worry
Stranger 1: hmm, that's good.
Stranger 2: muffins for everyone=
Stranger 2: happiness
Stranger 1: sounds great
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 2 has disconnected
In almost every musical ever written, there’s a place, usually the third song in the evening, sometimes it’s the second, sometimes it’s the fourth, quite early, when the leading lady usually sits down on something … and sings about what she wants in life. And the audience falls in love with her, and then roots for her to get it for the rest of the night. —Howard Ashman (rest in peace)
(via sarahbootayyy)
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
